Yo Mama

Yo Mama, Yo Mama, Yo Mama, Yo Mama

Yo mama is so obtuse
She hangs your clothing with a noose
She sold her car to raise gas money
She's so ignorant, it's funny

Yo mama's face is so unsightly
It is in my nightmares nightly
Compared to her Marilyn Manson
Looks just like Scarlett Johansson

Yo mama is so minuscule
She could drown in a wading pool
She needs a ladder to get in a chair
She has to cuff her underwear

Yo mama's so antiquated
Moses was a man she dated
She once had a pet dinosaur
That's all I've got, I have no more

by Tom Meltzer ©The Princeton Review