Snakes on a Plane

If you like your movies cerebral
If you like to use your brain
Then you probably won't like the cinematic feature
That is known as Snakes on a Plane

'Cause Snakes on a Plane is a visceral flick
A thrill-fest of terror and pain
If that's your cup of tea then you should run out and see
Those Oedipal snakes on the Oedipal plane

Samuel L. Jackson is a man of action
From action he does not abstain
He's gonna kill those matriarch-copulating snakes
On that matriarch-copulating plane

Those snakes have Jackson so perturbed
For reasons that he clearly explains
He doesn't like their procreating via taboo mating
He's had it with those [bleep] snakes on the [bleep] plane!

by Tom Meltzer ©The Princeton Review