The Hairy Song

Say you have a friend who looks like a bear
Because his body is covered in hair
You can tell that person that he is hirsute
That is a statement he cannot dispute

Perhaps your friend doesn’t mind being nappy
Maybe having body hair makes him quite happy
That’s fine, live and let live’s my credo
So long as I don’t have to look at him in a Speedo

But if your friend doesn’t like his situation
You ought to recommend depilation
Something like a Brazilian waxing
You ought to warn him it’s a little bit taxing

When it’s all over and your friend is streamlined
As smooth and hairless as a cheese rind
He will be rid of his source of irritation
And you’ll have helped solve a hairy situation

by Tom Meltzer ©The Princeton Review

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